User blog:Serandon/SO COULD CHILD TUSSLE ARC CAPTAIN KANGAROO REALLY BEAT BUTTERBEAN (FULL FLAIL)

So, I grew up with Jackie Chan Adventures, been watching for 22 years now, and I've always been a Butterbeaner, and that's not a claim made lightly. Needless to say, Butterbean meant a lot to me growing up and means a lot to me now, to demonstrate my devotion, I honorably secrete into my custom made Butterball Dakimura bidaily, which is why it means a lot when I say Captain Kangaroo (Child Tussle Arc) could dismantle Butterbean molecularly (with prep time).

Let's do some math

Butterbean (Cricket Bat) is capable of castrating Tommy Little D, who could penetrate Talk, The Iron Lung's ribcage, which would require a force of over 600 times that of the Butterfuck, an attack capable of (rough) sex, meaning that Butterbean, Pre-Swarm, is pretty strong, scientifically

Butterbean, The Swarm, multiplies Butterbean by 8

Captain Kangaroo is a little more complicated, as the full extent to his abilities have not yet been shown (up to the Yahweh Arc), yet we do have a vague rendition of his destructive capabilities as he is said to be the weakest member of the Serandon Sex Seven, meaning he, by definition, must have been the one that killed Charles T. Payne to inherit the position, keep in mind Charles T. Payne is a descendant of THE DIDDLER ON THE ROOF, meaning at any point in time, he is capable of DIDDLING.

The Diddler on the Roof held, within the C.U.M's (Committee of the Urethral Eye's Monastery) Rcunium, a steady fear rating of 6/10; Big Hands Henry, Butterbean's disciple, too, maintained a fear rating of 6/10

So both Butterbean and Captain Kangaroo both have a confirmed fear rating of 7+, that's it, right?

No

Captain Kangaroo's only canon feat has single-handedly annihilated a brigade of Children in the latter half of the Child Tussle Arc, but just how many you ask?

About this many

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Assuming each child has the Standardized Toddler Destructive Power, or STD power, Captain Kangaroo would have to have an attack output greater than or equal to 16 car crashes, or a lot of car crashes

If you think that's tough, Captain Kangaroo "HAS THIS THING WHERE HE HOLDS UP TWO FINGERS THEN THE PERSON HE IS LOOKING AT IMPLODES. BUT IT KILLS 3 RANDOM PEOPLE SOMEWHERE WITHIN 6,74024850 MILES" - chapter 6, volume 1, edition 5,

and on that cliffhanger I rest my case